More Than Decorations

At V.’s, Christmas evening, Daschel took two decorative Christmas ornament balls and put them under his shirt, announcing, “Boobies”.

Of course they are, dear.

I remember the first boobie parody, maybe this summer he’ll pull the first “look at me pee” with the garden hose between his legs. I love that one

see now, dash was imitating MY boobs, had he paid attention to MOMMY’s boobs he would have went right for those christmas melons…

wait, are there christmas melons??

omg, we saw the incredibles last night & of course you know the little boy’s name is dash…

aidan said today:
“mommy, dash is the boy that goes AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” and did the high pitch squeel your son loves so much…

[melt]