True but depressing facts of adulthood
1. There is no Sorry? Congratulations? on your abortion card at the grocery store.
2. At some point, you will admit to having bathroom reading material, and it won’t phase you at all.
3. Your first gray hair isn’t nearly as frightening as the hair growing behind your knee.
4. Every moment you spent talking about how much you wouldn’t be like your parents when you grew up was wasted.
5. You’re still waiting to feel like a grown up.
6. Marking a file folder with “Permanent: Tax Returns” is one sign that you are one, however.
7. Sooner or later, even Nirvana will be on the classic rock station. Seeing a picture of 12 year old Francis Bean cemented that fact to me just yesterday.
8. Some friendships die a hard death - but that’s life, and you’re probably stronger for it.
9. Your children will always love you: don’t make them look like asshats because of it.
10. You will respect your elders not because they necessarily have more wisdom than you, but because they survived a lifetime of interaction with other adults and still want to be around them.











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