fish, returned to water

Yes, he’s free-balling it. If you have a problem with that - ESPECIALLY if your child lives on another continent and you are repulsed by the very idea of your pristine and unsullied heir being stricken with pee-by-proxy via Internet - feel free to send me an email.

Until then, I will continue to save money on “swim diapers” by allowing my child to piss in the grass or pool. YES HE PEES IN THE POOL, because damnit, I’ve seen the shit they drag into that fucking pool, and I’ve emptied that pool when they’re done, and let me tell you: urine is about the safest substance in that thing.

Swim diapers=the biggest waste of money EVAR. Plus they get all puffy just like regular diapers! Within 10 minutes of putting those things on, your kid is walking around with a 10 pound diaper buoy around their ass. Not fun!

I let Caelyn uhh, “free-ball” it (minus the balls…) So much easier. I just hope that if she does a number two, it’s a floater.

P.S - That soundblox thing? Uber cool. Going to try it.