little things, internet, little things

* My Flickr thing on the menu is hypnotizing. I can’t stop looking at it. I’m listening to Mahjongg and slipping into an alternate universe. Not since college have I been this … relaxed. Tom Cruise was right, damnit: I don’t need vitamins, I need Flickr and Diet Coke.

* Obligatory comment regarding Tom Cruise and his asshattery accomplished. I wrote a big piece about that whole debacle, but I’m not going to post it here (at least not today), because I fear the Internet will eat me alive. (I’m not a Scientologist, don’t worry.)

* People on the Internet are insane. Which reminds me, why the FUCK don’t I have a fucking fan club and message board where people kiss my ass and pretend to know me intimately all damn day?

* Did I tell you I got a really nasty burn on my ankle riding my neighbor’s Harley on the Autobahn? No? I will.

* I know there are all kinds of crazy Internet rulez but I just want to make it clear that there are three reasons I link to people: 1) so I have a link to the places I like to go, 2) so my friends can read other cool sites. I find all the people I like to read via other people I like to read, so I figure I’ll share the wealth 3) TO GAIN INTERNETZ POPULARITY AND WEALTH.

Just kidding about the last part.

You have a syndication on LiveJournal. Does that count as a fan club?

omg ian, that is fabulous!

sassy- it will have to!

I’m going to do a post about the internet bullshit in the next day or so.

I would actually LOVE to read what you wrote.

I think the whole Tom Cruise thing is interesting. I haven’t heard one person actually defend him though.

I just think he’s being very one sided. His side. But I don’t have the heart to bash him…OKAY, his teeth are weird looking right now!!

Heatheranne: Please do, you are hilarious and I need to laugh more this week.

Kristine: I’m thinking I’m going to back down and post it, actually. I don’t defend Scientology, but I do sympathize with him as far as his convictions regarding keeping kids off of drugs they don’t need.

I really can’t wait to read it. It will be a neat contrast to the latest stuff out there.

please post the thing on tom cruise. i love the topic. this whole thing about being uber-agressive about your romantic life (i.e. “goddamn it! i love her! i love that woman and if you’re not happy for me- f**k you”), it’s just awesome.