Weekend Recap
I didn’t watch the Mtv VMA show because it came on German Mtv really late at night, but I read a recap that makes me think I didn’t miss anything except the possibility of being the one to write a really hilarious recap.
Apparently, potty training sessions are progressing when the child transitions from shitting his pants to taking off his underwear and shitting on the floor. Frequently. This is news to me, considering the fact that I’m hung up on the whole “potty” part of potty training. Seems as though I need to get over that and accept the fact that cleaning up poop piles is now my primary profession. It’s unpaid, please don’t inquire.
He found the stash of about 50 bouncy balls that were hidden in the kitchen and I stole them back while he was sleeping. Bad mom? Maybe, but I’m sick to death of those fucking balls, and next time, I’m going to stop “saving” them for him and just trash them.
After today, I’m officially late for my period. MORE UPDATES ON MY MENSTRUAL CYCLE LATER.
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