Somebody Get This Guy the Award for Most Cliches in a 14 Minute Demonstration

Talk about second-hand embarrassment.

You’re so so awesome.
I’m so so lucky.
You’re the best ever, Melissa.
Thank you baby.
I’m sorry when I was a dick.
I’m so so sorry.
I can’t believe it’s our 6 month anniversary.
You are my everything.

Also, it’s not the mic that sucks, it’s you, dude.

Thank you Caz!

‘i would never lose attraction to you…’

“please don’t think i’m doing anything wrong, because i’m not. ok here’s a song …”

WTF?? MELISSA KAISER, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

*shakes fist*

Dude; I’m glad the 20 minute version was nixxed. This makes me cry. And not in my over-emotional sappy pregnant kind of state. These tears are of disgust. And determination to raise a son that isn’t this lame.

*covers Nicholas’s ears* DON’T LISTEN, LITTLE ONE.

THAT’S COMEDY GOLD!

Yeah…..that’s some serious second hand embarrassment. “Awwwwww babe, I love you. I never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever wanna lose you. Ever. I can’t live without you. Ever.”

Talk about P_S_Y_C_H_O !!! I love the kissy noises he makes in the background.

“Seriously, we were meant to be together. Our hands are the same size. We think alike. You are so unreal.”

WTF!!! P_S_Y_C_H_O !! I love it.