Slow start then bam, right into race relations
Dash had a good day at German kindergarten today, and we pretty much acted as hermits all afternoon. Mike called me to give me good news about my plans to return home, but I found myself torn. Should I be excited that it might almost be time to return to the States, or should I be staying for the full six months (or so they tell me) of treatments with this infertility doctor? The plan for right now is to go to our appointment next week and see what he says. There is a possibility my horomones are off, or my stress level is too high (who knows?), and we know we’re not barren since the wailing three year old never lets us forget, so I am trying to stay positive. If the people who tell me the timing isn’t right are correct, perhaps I should wait until we’re home to get pregnant again, anyway. I will continue to think about it and keep friends and family updated.
In other news, I fancified my Winamp, and did a lot of housework listening to music in my new Mac OS Panther rip-off of a Winamp skin. I also played with the site a bit, using a new masthead from Onatopp. I can’t decide if I like the sidebar links pink, but we’ll see. Feel free to share your thoughts.
My friend John IM’d to show me something he found on Amazon while searching for Civ 4 (which I assume will be the next installment of Civ 3, which I assume is some sort of game). “How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men” is currently available in paperback!
Though might I suggest an alternate title? How about “How to Dehumanize White Women, Women of Color and Yourself in 12 Easy Steps! NOW IN PAPERBACK!” That’s right, no more fumbling with pesky hardback covers guys, just delve right into the bendable and easily hidden paperback version of your favorite how-to on degredation!
Don’t cry, non-Asian guys, there’s something for you, too. Land yourself a hot Asian lady with the help of this how-to manual. Learn how to tempt exotic Asian women with your prowess in race relations and firm grasp of a woman’s needs and wants. Just hide the book before she comes over. From a (joke) review:
My therapist told me that I have low self esteem and that my narcissism has always been a sort of overcompensation for it. He also said that I have a tendency to take my self-hatred and turn it into hatred and fetishization toward other individuals and groups (hatred for Asian males and fetishization for Asian females). Well, I never wanted to believe them. What do they know? This book proves I was right!
After we laughed at those books for a while, I ventured on to such classics as Get Laid Today!, the up-and-coming How to Date an Exotic Dancer, and How to Date Younger Women (for men 35 and up). Score, huh? Amazon just helped me find at least 10 ironic Christmas gifts, thank you very much.
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