Douchebag Crush of the Week

Ryan Seacrest. What is it about him? In my waking life, I hate his guts. In my girly-can’t-help-but-wonder-what-cologne-he-wears life, I imagine he’s actually 7 feet tall and heterosexual. I have no real excuse, though. None at all.

Ewwww Paige. I’m not with you on this one. I mean, I’ll stand beside you in solidarity just cuz you’re awesome and you normally have impeccable taste….but Ryan Seacrest creeps me out in the worst way. And there’s a terrible pic of him kissing Teri Hatcher that is super gross.

http://www.phillyist.com/archives/2006/03/30/this_week_in_ce_6.php

Did a walk-in closet full of gay. unmatching pieces of clothing explode? That’s the only rational, scientific explanation I can muster for that wardrobe.

No. This has to stop. Don’t make us organize an intervention.

Oh, Paige. Honey. Darlin’.

I’m worried about you.

hah! he’s totally gay. and a douche.

i forgive you, paige.