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31 May 2006 @ 9pm

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Top Five

So it’s almost Thursday, voting ends Friday afternoon-ish, and I’ve got to break down this list to the top contenders. I’m posting everyone’s track list behind the “more”, and including links in case they’ve posted the audio files. Keep voting, y’all!

Aaron’s Track List:
01. Masami Akita & Russell Haswell “Testicular Fortitude” (from Satanstornade)

02. Wolf Eyes “Stabbed In The Face” (from Burned Mind)

03. Lou Reed “Part 4″ (from Metal Machine Music)

04. Rednex “Cotton Eyed Joe” (from Sex & Violins)

05. Frank Stallone “Far From Over” (from Staying Alive OST)

Sweet Juniper’s Track List

01. Eddie Murphy & Michael Jackson: whazupwitu?

02. The West Coast Rap All Stars: We’re All in the Same Gang

03. PM Dawn: I’d Die Without You

04. Paula Abdul (duet with “The Wild Pair”): Opposites Attract

05. Jermaine Stewart: We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off

Martin’s Track List

01. Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band - Beach Patrol

02. Manowar - Pleasure Slave

03. Stryper - Honestly

04. Ugly Kid Joe - Everything About You

05. Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5

Mr Big Dubya’s Track List

01. Martini Ranch - Hot Dog (12″ remix)

02. Andrew Ridgley - Shake

03. Jane Child - Don’t Want to Fall in Love

04. Rockwell - Somebody’s Watching Me

05. KonKan - Puss ‘N Boots/These Boots (Are Made For Walking)

Sarah’s Track List

01. Jordy - It’s Tough to be a Baby

02. Lita Ford and Ozzy Osbourne - If I Close My Eyes Forever

03. ABBA - Thank You For the Music

04. Laibach - Get Back

05. Saigon Kick - Love is on the Way


14 Comments

Posted by
Aaron
31 May 2006 @ 9pm

Come on people, only 5 back from the leader!!!

You know mine’s the shittiest.

Sweet Juniper’s is RACIST!!


Posted by
Paige
31 May 2006 @ 9pm

Sarah is wowing everyone with the Jordy. It’s unstoppable.

I’m surprised Martin doesn’t have more votes: HULK HOGAN? COME ON!


Posted by
Otto Man
31 May 2006 @ 10pm

I’d normally never go against the Hulkster, but goddamn, that Jordy song is so awful it occupies its very own plane of Hell.

And when you add Lita/Ozzy and that ABBA monstrosity to the mix, well, God help us all.


Posted by
Mr. Big Dubya
1 June 2006 @ 7am

Oh - c’mon people - she used Jordy and the cute factor to get to all the parents out there - it’s absolutely shameless


Posted by
norbizness
1 June 2006 @ 9am

Well, at least it’s the first time I’ve been less awful than I thought I was.


Posted by
omit
1 June 2006 @ 11am

I’m voting Martin because he lacks any song that would be termed a guilty pleasure. They are all unabashedly bad–Mambo No 5 being the exception–but I bet just about no one ever wants to hear that again. Aaron’s close and his list is the bravest for daring to include a current indie rock darling, but the willful obscurity of the tracks drops it to second for me.


Posted by
dutch
1 June 2006 @ 12pm

fuck you, Aaron, I included a song by that pill popping orange-faced towelhead to give my list some diversity. it’s not my fault I didn’t know any white people until 1991.


Posted by
Aaron
1 June 2006 @ 1pm

Dutch-

Kiss my black ass!

Hah.


Posted by
Xdm
1 June 2006 @ 1pm

Can’t we all just get along?!
~ R. King


Posted by
Paige
1 June 2006 @ 3pm

No, I want to see who is more Afro-centric, Aaron or Dutch. I’ve seen Aaron’s music collection, so it’s a close race.

BATTLES!


Posted by
mocha
1 June 2006 @ 3pm

Oh, God. Do I dare admit that I don’t know who Jordy is? I’m hoping he’s not black, because that’s mostly the music I know and listen to so if I sound stupid I’d like to somehow pin it on Sarah and yet vote for her at the same time.

It wasn’t the cute mommy factor, either. I do it cuz she’s hott. That’s with two T’s.


Posted by
Martin
2 June 2006 @ 9am

Part of me feels a need to beat at least Aaron because (no shit) my cousin is IN the Rednex. But I suppose honesty and good taste force me to put aside my swedish nationalism and family loyalty and admit that man that song sucks.


Posted by
heather
2 June 2006 @ 10am

Personally, I find Eddie Murphy’s “Put Your Mouth On Me” as more heinous than “whatzupwitu.”

Why do I know more of Eddie Murphy’s musical career than just “Party All The Time”?


Posted by
dutch
2 June 2006 @ 11am

Put Your Mouth On Me is a heinous song, no doubt. but there’s something so grating about the lyrics to wazupwitu. I think maybe that’s because Eddie doesn’t sing anything but the lyrics “wazupwitu.” 783 times.


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