America, We Stand as One

So, I didn’t know about this until it was too late, but I think I could have easily won any shitty mix tape contest if I had included this:

• Denis Madalone: America We Stand as One (Quicktime video)

Yes, that’s a bandana around his pant leg.

Well, he skinned his knee climbing Mount Rushmore. Also, I don’t want to harsh his mellow, but I think that Steve Perry might be his father via a one-night stand when Journey came through Topeka, Kansas in 1979.

Oh, Sweet Jesus!

You’re right. I couldn’t even watch one whole minute.

AMERIKUH! Fuck yeah!

He looks like Steve Perry and Harry Shearer had a baby, and peed on it.

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He’s an amazing blend of about 5 different incredible 70’s - 80’s rock stars, but he somehow exists in 2006. Explain that to me!

Well, the screencap is pure Steve Perry. It looks like he’s about to belt out “OOOOPPPEN ARRRRRMMMMSS” before the flag he’s holding turns into a dove and flies into the heavens.

Oh you found him!!! I LOVE that guy. He’s so freaking awesome!! How could you NOT love it. Heheheehe.