Douchebag Crush of the Week: Justin Timberlake

I have to admit, this isn’t the first time in my life when I’ve had this problem. When Justified came out, I listened to “Like I Love You” way more than any healthy adult should. And when the video for “Cry Me a River” aired (I was in Germany the first time I saw it), I thought I had found musical nirvana.
Stop laughing, I stand by those songs even now, though as I near 30 years old I wonder about my strange affection for JT. I thought I had put it to bed, only thinking about him when he showed up on the cover of People with Cameron Diaz on a surf board or something. And there’s always Teen Choice Awards … yeah, I’m sick.
Anyway, if you haven’t crawled out from under your rock to hear his new stuff, I encourage you to do so. “FutureSex / LoveSounds” is incredible. Seriously!
And just for good measure:
I’m almost totally serious about all of this.











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