(Slutty) Halloweeeeen.
It’s Halloween, y’all. I don’t remember the last time I dressed up, but I did, at one point, have every intention of being Stevie Nicks this year. Unfortunately, I never locked in my Lindsey, and alas, Stevie is crying herself to sleep over a cauldron and McVie head tonight.
So, what’s the back up plan? Well, since women are so fucking creative, it appears as though the costume du jour (more like année) is “Slutty _____”. It doesn’t matter what you are, as long as the word “Slutty” is in front of it, your costume is sure to be a hit. So far, I’ve noticed slutty librarians, slutty teachers, slutty female football players (?), slutty business women, slutty nurses, slutty USPS workers, … well, you get the point. Anything slutty is a “costume”.
Well ladies, you only have one day a year to dress like a slut, so I guess you should take advantage of it.
Oh wai
So I’ve got some alternate ideas for my costume, including but not limited to: Slutty Dick Cheney, Slutty waterboard victim, Slutty Andrea Yates, and Slutty Prison Guard. What are your suggestions?
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