Zombies Call ACLU

Some zombies have filed a lawsuit against the city of Minneapolis claiming that their rights were violated and that they have been discriminated against in their community.

Though they were arrested for simulating weapons of mass destruction (or “impersonating the undead”, depending on your tendency) and held for two days, police eventually realized they did not have enough “evidence” to hold them. I honestly don’t know which side of the story is more retarded.

I’ve dated a few “zombies” in my day……no wait, I’m sorry, those were just assholes.