Roseanne World!

In her never-ending effort to be almost as batshit insane as Tom Cruise, Roseanne has started a blog. Those of you who have kept up with Rosie O’Donnell’s blog (since moved to her main site and clearly edited by someone else) have another wildly entertaining bookmark to add. Maybe there should be a battle between the Rosies, both are clearly novices when it comes to communicating through the written word.

EXHIBIT A: ROSIE O’DONNELL:

my site has been down
for remodeling
sometime soon
a new rosie.com
all blog
all the time
with flickr 2 boot

there will a button
for ur e mail address
sign up if u want
i am gonna try
to send ya free stuff
like on my show
only here on the net…
i’ve been told it’s impossible
which means
i will figure out how

EXHIBIT B: ROSEANNE:

Meditators!: you must change this..send your laser mind’s eye out scanning the world and zapping into dust the thoughts in the dark mind of others.. rid yourselves of these thoughts.. lesson these hatred thoughts and these materialist thoughts and these competitive thoughts about getting more things/ money . KILL THIS MIND!

Well, at least Roseanne understands paragraphs.

I love Roseanne so much! And I’m totally not kidding. She may be my favorite absolutely crazy person.

bahaha, people actually read that shit?? wtf!

I cannot stand Rosie O Donnell but I love Roseanne Barr. She is the most courageous, outspoken woman I know. Because of her boldness to speak the truth our country is hearing what they need to hear. More women need to have the spirit that Roseanne has. “Mind your own business, and shut the “F” up!