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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: In Case My New Young-Adult Novel Doesn’t Sell, Here Are My Backup Ideas.

"A sexy vampire wants to know when she will get her period, which is never, since vampires don't menstruate. This causes a lot of frustration, which young vampires everywhere can identify with. There is also a school dance."

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